An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. Charles Horton Cooley

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one.  Charles Horton Cooley

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

If I could write a song.

It would be called, "F*** the Flu." I am done being sick, I have been cooped up in this little room for far too long with only George to keep me company. So I am now prepared to write the lyrics to the song, and have no intention of making it rhyme or even sound pleasant. Maybe it's actually going to be a poem, I'll decide later.

Oh f***ing flu get away from me. I never asked you to come my way. I don't want to hear you're pitiful voice cry that no one wants you. It isn't my problem you're unbearable, so leave. I miss giant sugar cookies, and snow cones, and seeing the sun. I haven't had Dr. Pepper in a week, so flu, you're no fun. {just started feeling the need to rhyme} I want to eat the whole fruit Jamba that is waiting downstairs, and not feel like crying when I swallow thin air. I wouldn't have kissed him had I only known that you were waiting to make my only form of communication my computer and phone. My head aches, my ears ache, every muscle from head to toe aches. I can't walk more than a flight of stairs unless I take a break. I have slept a good 6 days now; what more do you want? I have taken antibiotics, advil, homeopathics, even gone for a jaunt. Idaho and back, a very unpleasant trip, after throwing up for decades, I still can't give you the slip. And the swollen gland on my throat is the size of a potato. {that's a hyperbole} I hadn't shaved my legs in 4 days and found to my dismay that the task took too long for my stomach to weigh. So now here I again sit on the bed in my den, and it feels like my right leg belongs to a man. {thats not a hyperbole} I haven't the energy to brush through my matted hair, so instead I will leave it and pretend I'm a bear.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Bleehhhh

Me if I was a small Asian child.

Wellll at this point in time I am freaking sick. I went to Idaho with Joe, and was in bed or puking the whole time. {I don't puke. e.v.e.r.} Don't even worry though, he was sick as well! Surprising, I know. So my parents rescued me yesterday and I have been sitting at home just sleeping and wishing I could eat for two days.
Joe flew to Washington today at 5:00 p.m. and will be there all summer. Jerk. Get me sick then leave me sick. Really I am fine, just bored out of my mind, and can't really move much.

Also... I just found this.

Signs that you have a small child

  • You are not uncomfortable with sniffing a butt in public.
  • You feel like you are forgetting something if you can easily walk out the door.
  • The safety and security procedures in your home have to be stricter than those of the TSA.
  • You do not think it unusual to find salami in your recliner, CD's in your tub, rocks in the dryer vent, and Tupperware in the toilet.
  • You think a paper towel tube is a musical instrument.
  • You always carry a bag of Cheerios in your purse.
  • The possessions you are most afraid to lose are small, plastic, drooled on, and cost less than 3 bucks.
  • You find yourself humming "Pop Goes the Weasel" during dull moments at work.
  • You no longer need to buy sticky notes, because regular paper sticks anywhere you put it anyway.
  • There is absolutely no reason to purchase a burglar alarm for your home because anyone attempting to walk through your house in the dark will set off numerous noisy toys and will inevitably howl in pain when they encounter the trap's.

Well thats all for this post... I'm going to try to eat a bean burrito without regurgitating it.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010


Monday, April 5, 2010

Books

I recently finished reading Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, and let me assure you that it is much better than the movie. The way she thinks cracks me up! I am just starting, Through the Looking Glass; and so far it seems to be just as humorous. I can't believe it has taken me so long to read these. As soon as I finish this book I want to read Sherlock Holmes, the stories I have heard have been great and I hope the book will live up to my expectations!

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Life is Short

I don't know how many times I have had this epiphany, but it hits me hard every time! Life is so fragile, and the people we love are only with us for such a short time. It is crazy to think about how many people have passed in my lifetime alone. I wish I could find a way to remind myself how important it is to live every second to the fullest, and treat every person with the greatest amount of respect and love! I hope that when I am older I will have accomplished something great, and no matter what that turns out to be, I am determined to make every minute count. I feel like I should go without sleep to make up for all my wasted time. Instead I will just make sure I make my life count.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Movies?

Alice In Wonderland!



Oh my gosh! I saw this a few days after it came out, but I forgot to blog about it... I love this movie! I have never felt so magical! Johnny Depp was the greatest! It makes you remember how awesome the world was when you were young, the scenes were fantastic! I wanted to live in that world :)

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Idaho... No you are.



Sunday, March 14, 2010

Farewells

Basically my whole universe is changing as of late. To recap; I have a group of cousins who are all within a year of me. We have been best friends for life. Out of the nine of us 3 are girls, and only one of the gents is not going on a mission. This means that Russell, Weston, Cameron, Seph, James, and Nathan are all either already on a mission, or will leave within the next two months or so!!!! I already feel alone, but to make matters even worse, a good portion of my closet friends are leaving/have left as well!!! Jack leaves Wed, Matt leaves next wed, and Spencer can't be far behind. This mission pattern is a terrible/wonderful thing. I am so happy to be close to so many amazing men; but I will miss them soooo much!!! So for those of you who are mentioned above, or are leaving and are not close to me, make sure your mission is worth while! There are plenty of people who miss you and would rather have you home if you aren't going to put out every ounce of faith and effort!!

Monday, February 15, 2010

Movies?

Leap Year! Ah so cute I LOVED this one! It was adorable, and funny, and Matthew Goode is FINE to say the least! See it!



Dear John
Meh. Not as good as the notebook, in fact, not even comparable! I hated it. I would not recommend it to anyone who wants to see a chick flick...

The Great Month of February


Ah February, this is the most important month of the entire year!!! And mostly because it is the month I was born it, but it also includes the Superbowl, and Valentines day! SO sweet :)


As of last week dad is First Counselor in the Bishop brick


On my Birthday, my parents made me crepes and brought them to me in bed! Everyone made my day so special! Britt, Shauna, Clark, and Alyssa as well as my family watched "This is It" (which I received for my birthday along with an external hard-drive) and ate cotton candy&gummy bear ice cream with me! It was a great day!


Unfortunately, the Colts lost the super bowl on the 7th, however, they played a great game! Manning is still the best!!!



Tuesday, January 19, 2010

wilhelmina

Had an audition with a new agency, they said yes!!! Hopefully I will actually get some jobs!

Movies?

Avatar! Oh my gosh! This movie was so amazing! It was thought provoking, exciting, romantic, scary, and everything else! Long story short, I am going to be an avatar when I grow up! If you haven't seen this, let me guess, you think some naked blue guy running through a forest doesn't seem like something you wanna see??? Don't be a dumb, SEE IT!


The princess and the frog! Oh I was so excited to see this one! I literally had to bribe my 6 year old brother to go with me... but it worked out well in the end. Zack, Chase, Colton, and I went and saw this one, and even if they deny it, they loved it as much as I did! It was such a good show!... Yeah maybe I am right around 4 years old... and " secretly funny " ha I'm going to see this one again! lol


Blake (16 year old bro), our family friend Chance Carter, Colton, and I went to see this- Blake's idea- WOW! Despite it's rating, it is a lot like Mormon's journey, pretty freaking cool! Denzel is still fine!

Who am I? Your worst NIGHTMARE!

If you don't already know, Zachary (my 6 year old brother) is my boyfriend's biggest fan. Well, last week my mother took Zack to get his hair cut, and he wanted a black mohawk like Colton's; well he succeeded in getting his mohawk (not black) and felt rather saucy with his new doo. My mother noticed the outpour of attitude and asked him who he thought he was, he enthusiastically replied, " Your worst Nightmare!!!"
HAHAHA! I could not stop laughing when I heard this! In case your oblivious, my parents dislike Colton, and therein lies the humor! Zack is such a case!

Cup O' Noodle Anyone?




Chase is the culprit here... he forgot water
Need I say more?
Being me, I will expand slightly; I was babysitting, he said he could make it by himself, I gave him the rundown of instructions as a precaution. Obviously I failed as babysitter, and the consequence wreaked. Chase is hilarious.

New Years!

I spent New Years with Colton, and my cousin Aimee! We went to a dance at UVU, it was a lot of fun! Afterwards, we went to Colton's house where we had a poker tournament until 5 a.m.! So much fun!

George



George was a Dalmatian for halloween!


George was interested in my licorice




George helping me draw
George and I watch movies all the time




George on my desk

George, Sassy, & Dashboard


George & Sassy


In a nutshell, George is an unfortunate being, and so am I. George, my adorable Siamese Mix kitten, lives in my room; he is the sweetest thing ever! Cole and I caught 3 kittens about five months ago, two Siamese mixes and one black kitty; I had to get rid of two of them, so Sassy- the girl Siamese, and Dashboard- the black kitty, found good homes and became someone else's problem. George remained my problem, and despite his cuddly nature, he has an annoying habit of being noisy between 2-3 a.m. Because of this trait, he sleeps in the closet where he can, seemingly, do little damage to my sleep patterns. Unfortunately, his litter box is not in the closet, and so for the last 5 months he has, apparently, been peeing in a cardboard box (-litter.) In the last few days this became evident. So after cleaning my entire room, washing all my clothes, bedding, and shampooing the carpet, I made an appointment for George to be neutered. Today at 8:00 a.m. I dropped him off, and returned at 4:00 p.m. to find the bill, which had been estimated at $40-$60 to be $300!!! The moral of the story is, get a job because sometimes you have to pay ridiculous amounts of money, the kind of amounts that leave you cleaning the entire house for the next year, for things that at first seemed reasonable.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

The Johnsons

Remember the day Brit and I went to the mall and made a music video? Well that same day I took pictures of a family for their parents Christmas present; here are the pics!




Winter Break!

Although I have technically been on winter break for a long time due to me dropping out of my 3 college classes; Winter break started for everyone else just before Christmas. During these days I also got back together with Colton, so i spent most of the break at his house. I had so much fun with his family!! First of all, we went on a scavenger hunt taking pictures! It was way fun, and Cole and I won by a whole minute! That same night, we went and raced go-karts. I happen to hate go-karts more than almost anything else on the planet, but it was still fun! :) I went and saw Sherlock Holmes with Cole's sisters and mom, Calli, and Lori- his mom- fell asleep on me! It was great! The girls got Lori some sensual lotion for her and Glade- her husband- it was so funny! Calli and Catherine tasted it and their tongues went numb. Great break!

Movies?

Sherlock Holmes!!! Have you seen it?? If not, you definitely need to, I loved it, will it forever be a classic like the book? No, but it was one of the best movies I have seen in quite some time.
The Blind Side! Oh amazing! This movie gives a feeling that has truly been missing not only from cinema, but from all entertainment in the past 5-10 years. This movie is touching and reminded me that not all the world is bad, there are still good people, and I want to be one of them!

Calli and Chase

So this is Calli, Colton's little sister, and her actual boyfriend Chase. Yeah the other guy is her... um buddy?? Well anyways, they are adorable, Calli is just the cutest thing since forever.